WIVES By Oládélé Ayò Qasoomah

Written by Editor

Fair wives are Dirty swines
Dark wives Are gossiping goats
Short wives are scheming wolves
Tall wives are gullible Camels
Fat wives are overfed cows
Thin wives are nosey shrews
Educated wives are never useful
Smart wives are just ugly
Ugly wives wont leave the mirror
Uneducated wives never fit in
Older wives are mini mothers
Younger wives are rowdy trophies
Powerful wives are deaf elephants
Meek wives have no brains
Praying wives are pretentious serpents
Jobless wives are the neighborhood storytellers
Working wives are always busy
Richer wives are just awkward
Poorer wives are prodigal termites
Barren wives are….. (Let’s say a prayer for them)
A bad wife is what every man has
A good wife is low in God’s to-do list

The man without a wife is a lonely idiot

About the author


Bada Yusuf Amoo holds B.A in Literature in English from Obafemi Awolowo University, he is the publisher of thespeakingheart.com. He started the website in 2015, he has published both his works and other budding writers and poets on the website. He is a public commentators and his articles are on different websites.